OLYMPIG!

A picture book starring Boomer, an unathletic pig. Boomer has been training his entire life for one moment: the chance to win gold at the Animal Olympics.

Finally, the big day arrives.
He runs.
He jumps.
He dives.
He... loses?

This story is based on my own heartbreaking loss in the gymnastics competition at the 1984 Langhorne Avenue Block Party Kid Olympics.